i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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