It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
