We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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