The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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