Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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