At least make sure they are 18
Why
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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