saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
