She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
