Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
