is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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