The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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