Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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