He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
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