I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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