sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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