we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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