how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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