I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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