North Korea, Best Korea!
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I just got carded by a ten year old.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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