Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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