Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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