Barsexuality is the new black.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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