was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Also, beer. Big fan.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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