still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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