I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I don't deserve a penis
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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