I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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