i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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