You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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