don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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