he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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