come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Say something about gay babies.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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