It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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