put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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