i don't plan on having that self control this summer
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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