just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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