does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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