If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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