HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Randomize
