So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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