I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
