he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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