i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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