We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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