Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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