Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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