: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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