There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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