The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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