Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Randomize
