Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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