This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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