You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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